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Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Indian Student
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good!'
Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,'
Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.'
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael
Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone
said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, "I think it was the American people,
November 4, 2008."
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good!'
Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,'
Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.'
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael
Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone
said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, "I think it was the American people,
November 4, 2008."
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Jeetega......Jeetega.......Kohn Jeetega.
Jeetega...Jeetega.... Kohn Jeetega..... certainly not you, Sharukh, not John Buchanan...but Dada Ganguly. 5 losses in 7 matches and one win thanks to rain and the notorious Duckworth Lewis tells it all.
Its a glorious living example of how "core competency". Shahruk should stick to his core competence and not dabble around with sports that he is not the master. He should learn to be more humble and heed to the advise of Sunil Gavaskar and Shane Warne and not to the likes of John Buchanan who has ulterior motives behind his "multiple captaincy" theory. Oh! boy what a disaster his theory has proved to be. And by the way how has the captain and the new found hero Brendon Mcculum fared. Less than 100 runs in 7 outings. Leadership is all about leading from the front, about credibility and passion. On all 3 fronts neither Shahrukh, John or Brendon have scored.
KKR lies at the bottom of the table and maybe Shahrukh's advt. campaign got it wrong ...Jeetega... Jeetega. It sulks, stop that advertisement Shahrukh. You certainly are not winning.
Its a glorious living example of how "core competency". Shahruk should stick to his core competence and not dabble around with sports that he is not the master. He should learn to be more humble and heed to the advise of Sunil Gavaskar and Shane Warne and not to the likes of John Buchanan who has ulterior motives behind his "multiple captaincy" theory. Oh! boy what a disaster his theory has proved to be. And by the way how has the captain and the new found hero Brendon Mcculum fared. Less than 100 runs in 7 outings. Leadership is all about leading from the front, about credibility and passion. On all 3 fronts neither Shahrukh, John or Brendon have scored.
KKR lies at the bottom of the table and maybe Shahrukh's advt. campaign got it wrong ...Jeetega... Jeetega. It sulks, stop that advertisement Shahrukh. You certainly are not winning.
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